poisened-noise 2009-09-03 12:09:09

i sent you somfin:)

raitendo 2009-09-03 12:19:23

just participate in the "talk like a pirate" contest and you're done.

Sidorio 2009-09-03 12:27:56

A guy is masturbating AND THEN A FUCKING TENTACLE RIPS HIS DICK OFF.

jancajthaml 2009-09-03 12:32:27

there is one;) <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQexwABILc&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxQexw ABILc&feature=related</a> make some flash for this <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP4H3S_bwgE">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP4H3S _bwgE</a>

keyreal 2009-09-03 14:08:21

Make a flash about a cat that eats, sleeps and shits all day. Make it a loop.

knugen 2009-09-06 20:32:31

You could parody those short I-didn't-read-before-posting-this-so-
that-I-might-get-first posts on Tom's news, if that makes sense :P

"Nice Tom" is a post that used to be a very common first reply to his news, but I guess it was too obvious so now people try to make it somewhat relevant to the news title at least.

Anyhow, I'm thinking this: Little teenage kid with braces sits at his computer, constantly refreshing the news forum (close-up on his finger pushin a worn down F5 button?), some kind of scene illustrating loads of time goes by, eventually a news post appears and he instantly posts "Nice Tom :)" (perhaps by pressing ctrl+v to exaggerate how he have streamlined this whole process). Then I'm a little torn about what should happen..
- He gets the first post, is happy for a few seconds, and then he makes a deep well-that-was-a-waste-of-time sigh, or
- He is beaten to it, gets pissed off and trashes his room or something, then goes back to refreshing the news forum 24/7

This was something that I actually thought of making myself, seeing how it can be done relatively simple, but something tells me I never will go through with it so it's yours if you want it ;)